Had A Great Greek Time in Giovanda Villa

We spent a week in Greece as part of our summer holidays & Yes! It was way too short and more so considering the company we were with and the place we were staying in.

We went to Chania, an area in Crete which we have never been before. If you have been to Greece, and to Crete in particular, you know it is a beautiful place where you would like to stay forever. You feel blessed by the sunny weather - yes, it gets really hot, but that's OK as it is the perfect excuse to either go to the beach or jump into the pool. And wear as little clothes as possible. Perfect weather!

We stayed in an amazing place called Giovanda Villa - believe me when I say "Amazing" is because is "AMAZING". We couldn't believe we were staying in such place, because we thought it was over-portrait online, but this is one of those unbelievable exceptions of what you see if what you get.

                           The Villa was hired by my brother-in-law, Mark Compton, through

                                                 http://www.homeaway.co.uk

The view to the green surrounding is magnificent. The sound of the nature was - and will be for you - a way to relax and to be enjoying the smell of flowers and the orange grove spread in the air. It is very quiet, exactly what you need. It is like a piece of heaven on earth. Total bliss.

I will tell you no more. I just invite you to look at the pictures and also follow the link I have inserted for you to see for yourself how beautiful the place is.

I would highly recommend to stay in Giovanda Villa. You will embraced by the sea, sun, beach and facilities the Villa has to offer: Private pool, large gardens, a BBQ area. You will even be able to see the grapes growing on top of the garage roof. The place is just lovely.

I would like to say I huge thank you to George and Anne for their warm and lively hospitality. They made us feel welcomed and that's a great to go back. Thank you so much guys! I will go back!

Marlon/Marlife

                                   

A Grindr Story

Sometimes, the hook ups on Grindr are as unbelievable as finding a guy from The Republic of Congo with a dick-size below 8inch.

Typical Sunday afternoon, after a night out, both guys very hangover, decided to go on Grindr to find a hook up to kill their hangover horn. SouthA Hungry Boy living in Swords, the other, NorthA Guy living in Wicklow. Quite a distance, but when you are hangover and horny you travel any distance and more so if the target tells you he is a top with a big horn.



Usual start of a Grindr chat

NorthA Guy: Hey buddy what u up to? 
SouthA Hungry Boy: Hangover and horny. U - Top or bottom?
NorthA Guy: Hanging, too. I'm top - vers
SouthA Guy: Cool me too
NorthA Guy: How hung?
SouthA Hungry Boy: Just over 8inch n U?
NorthA Guy: about the same - Uncut
SouthA Hungry Boy : Yummy - How old? I'm 23 - fit body
NorthA Guy: I'm 37, average bod, you into older
SouthA Hungry Boy: Dont mind age if u body is Ok


The chat continues with them exchanging pics and describing in more detail their sexual preferences.

An English student, SouthA Hungry Boy couldn't travel as far as Wicklow, but NorthA Guy with a BMW in his garage offered to travel so that he would have the fuck of his life. SouthA Hungry Boy was delighted when his housemates told him they were going to go to the Phoenix Park as they wanted to see the deer. He went in his head "BINGO".


They both couldn't believe everything was working out to an 8inch erection. Sorry...perfection!


NorthA Guy: I can be in your place in the next 2 hours - need to fresh up and stuff.

SouthA Hungry Boy: yes, perfect - me too

As they both said they were "Tops/vers", they needed to "fresh up and stuff", meaning they have to clean their bums as god knows what could happen. You always have to be ready and more so if the weapon in question is an over 8inch and/or about the same thing.

With a cinnamon skin-color and a nice body to go with, SouthA Hungry Boy tried his best to have something good to offer. NorthA Guy with a nice white skin -color, tried his best to offer what...OMG - wait till you see.

Horny anticipation building-up - Both nervous and horny could not wait to see each other and play.

SouthA Hungry Boy: Nearly here?
NorthA Guy: Yes, just around the corner

Doorbell rings, SAHB opens the door to see what he thought it was Santa Claus, not because of NAG's body size, but because of the length of his beard. SAHB immediate mental reaction was "Did I not say I'm only into smooth?' Despite this first huge disappointment, he still invites him into the house thinking "How the hell I'm gonna get out of this'?

NAG sits down, put his left on the sofa and - maybe from nervousness - farts loudly and smelly. A true killing smell. SAHB couldn't believe such apocalyptic sound just happened. NAG appologised, yet stated that farting is 'OK'.

Things were not going according to plan at all, but SAHB boy thought that by being honest, NAG would decide to leave so he says 'You don't look like in your pics and I told you I was into smooth only" NAG says 'I can shave here if you allow me to' S C A R L E T for him. SAHB agrees, thinking that after all, at this stage, he just needed to kill his hangover horn and he'd come quickly.

NAG not only needed to shave his beard, but also his ass - which was like a forest, and when you have that amount of hair down there, just imagine the picture.

As he gets out of the shower, goes to the living room and just goes down on SAHB quite mechanically. And this is when one realise desperation is not a good friend. SAHB having said he was 'Top/vers' tried to get his mouth busy by trying to give NAG a good blowjob, but there was not an 8inch to be found. His little finger was bigger than that poor man's manhood. V I L E 

NorthA Guy before shaving

SAHB says 'Sorry but this is not working out. You said you were top/vers and you are not. That you have an over 8inch dick and you don't' NAG 'Sorry I lied, but I'm only bottom' SAHB 'You have to go' NAG 'Yes, I will, sorry for all this, but please just come in my mouth first' NAG 'OK, let me sit back'

And that can be Grindr for you.

 If you have a funny Grindr, Tinder story, or any story that involves sex, and would like to anonymously share it, send it to me and I will do it for you. I will keep your identity private - Of course - Let's have a laugh.


Marlon/Marlife

Yes! women like an orgasm, too

When researching for my previous blog  "Some Benefits Of Morning Sex", I came across with this

article on the UNILAD website which I thought it was very interesting and insightful & in some ways a true 

celebration to women. The information is valuable and worth sharing. 

Cheers - Marlon/Marlife

A graph has revealed the most effective way to make a girl orgasm.

I say make a girl orgasm, it also includes data on men, but we’re naturally very simple creatures so I’m sure everybody’s already figured out how to make a guy come.

A 2009 study, the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, asked 1,931 US adults, aged 18 to 59, about their last sexual encounter. The findings showed that men reached climax 91 per cent of the time, while women only reached orgasm 64 per cent of the time.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, there was also a perception gap – 85 per cent of men said their partners had reached climax, higher than the amount of women who said they actually had. So either the men were lying to feed their ego, or their partners had faked it.

The survey also covered which sex acts people had engaged in, and whether they achieved orgasm during
that act. The men’s results didn’t change much, but the women’s did.

64 per cent of women reported orgasms during partner masturbation, whereas 81 per cent achieved orgasm after receiving oral sex. Surprisingly 94 per cent of women said they orgasmed during encounters where they received anal sex, although these numbers aren’t as reliable, as only 31 women said they took part in anal sex.

The most sure-fire way to please a woman, though, is to mix it up – the more sex acts involved in one session the higher the chance of orgasm.

According to the report five acts in one session gave an 89 per cent of orgasm. So you’ll definitely have to
switch up your ‘one minute of furious doggy style and done’ routine if you want your girlfriend to stop faking.

Some Benefits Of Morning Sex

Life is busy. We seem to have less and less time to complete all the tasks in our busy schedules. 

Either if you are a professional with a full-time office job or a full-time mummy with a very hectic domestic schedule, our hassle and hurried world gets in the way to do anything else, including ehhhhh sex.

We all love sex, don't we? We all love enjoying those throbbing stimulations that make our hearts beat, breath fast and moan from all the sexual enjoyment which sometimes goes beyond our control.

So don't let your busy life get in the way to experience those sensations. It is true that at the end of the day we are very tired & we just want our  bed to sleep not to be banged - which is understandable.

However, think of this, sex or love making doesn't have to be restricted to only the night time - or any time at all for that matter - so let's think and talk about morning sex and let's see some of its benefits.

Get dirty before getting clean

When we get creative, we want to have sex around the house from the kitchen to the couch, on the dining table, in the computer room. Well there's nothing wrong with having sex in the shower and you will be doing both getting dirty just before getting clean. Furthermore, you will be saving water by showering together.

What a great feeling, to feel you are so wanted and desired by your partner so early in the morning.

If you haven't experienced it, and for all of you who has - you know what I'm talking about, it is extremely satisfying to start the day after having an orgasm which will set you up for the day. It is great to get to work having a smile in your face because before leaving the house you had a nice ejaculation. People might not understand why you are very happy to be in work. A study reveal that having a morning orgasm can make our day productive, because we feel upbeat and more energetic.

If you are a self-conscious person who worries about morning breath, you can try different positions which don't necessarily involve face to face. In such scenario, doggy  is a good one. You will not only be getting creative, putting monotony aside, but also doggy is a position that gets our G-spot directly stimulated which in turn will make us come quickly - after all we need to go to work, so coming quickly in those cases will never be an "issue".

Spooning is another position that could work perfectly. As you can see, we could be getting even more
creative.

You can also try being on top - a lot of women love this one - you will be avoiding the face-to-face bad breath situation and it will make you be in total control. Again this a great position to be in since we can get our G-spot totally angry.

A study  actually suggested that morning sex keeps us healthy, since while doing it, our system release some levels of IgA - which is an antibody that protects against some infections.

You realise you are a true planner. Sometimes we set-up our alarm clock half an hour beforehand than usual for whatever reason. So sex is more than a good reason to wake up half an hour earlier.

For you men who are way too conscious about morning breath, this is the best opportunity to get into your partner's breasts and worship them passionately, or more so, go down below her waist and play with that sensitive area until you make her reach her climax. She will greatly appreciate your tongue and also your achievement.

Men usually wake up with a morning glory. This means partners should be use it to their advantage. So don't waste it, use it.

 For the guys who love good head - and the giver can get some protein to start the day.

As you can see, there is always a solution to try to spice things up. Sex is very important. Sex is part of who we are and morning sex has great psychological and emotional benefits.

So next time why don't you try to get your partner to sort you out before breakfast and set you up for the day.

Marlon/Marlife