As funny as it was and still is, I thought this is something that must have happened to many people so I went online, did some research and this is what I gathered.
Sexting is a good way to spice things up, get creative to get some action until...Ooops
She thought her vagina was a...
When she thought she was being funny
If you wanna get laid, fuck the grammar
She might be your mother, but her fanny gets hungry too
The Stevie Wonder
You don't need to go down under to get French-kissed
And tomorrow she'd be still waiting for the good fuck she could've had today
What's the story with her grammar obsession?
When you have a Neci Dcik in your Vigana all yuo watn is CUMIMG
And yes my arse was burning