When you have a strong social media presence, like I do, you get all sorts of invitations, people asking you for favors etc - which is fine. However, you sometimes, or at least me, who is so gay, I keep getting friend request from hot girls ; )
Should I be flattered? Hell, NO, for obvious reasons, I like men as much as those hot chicks do and also they scream SPAM all over their breasts, asses, and fabulous bodies.
Let's have a look some of them
Marlon, would you like to play with my flowers?
My reply: No, honey you live way too far and I am not California dreaming.
Chuvenkova Elsi said: Marlon you can take my body and have no mercy!
My reply: Thank you darling, but no, that was exactly what I said to my hubby last night ; )
Miss Murray goes: Marlon I am the queen of porn, would you like watch my show?
My reply: No Amy, thank you, because if I need to watch a queen, I will just watch myself.
The last one is the best one.
Madilyn sees herself as one the Kardashians & her invite reads: Marlon would you like to spank my Kardanshians?
My reply: No, honey bum, I rather spank Kanye's ; )
We gotta love and enjoy the internet and always try to find the good in the bad. Next time when you get a strange request, remember SPAM is a HUGE issue in the online world. Do not let the spammers to get you!
Marlon/Marlife
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