First of all, I hope you are keeping well, Mr, Homan - whichever part of the world you are in.
I went shirt shopping (how exciting) for an event I have coming up. I went to this particular, very fancy shop to get a nice shirt and I saw your face all over the shop promoting Jeff Banks. The shop assistant - who was very helpful and, of course, gay said something about your face, but I didn't say anything.
He kept talking about you and I said to myself 'Marlon, just fucking drop it' and I said "I know him" and he goes "You're right" and reiterated "I actually know him"
Shop assistant: "How?"
Me: "My husband used to have a Model Agency and he was part of his international book"
Shop assistant: "Fuck off"
Me: "No, I won't fuck off, it's all true"
Anyway long story, short, I ended up saying "I have the receipt to prove it"
Shop assistant: "No waaaaaaaay"
So I showed him the above picture which I have on my phone and he nearly died hehehe
Shop assistant: "Oh my god, you are gay, married to a man who used to have a model agency and knows the model who is promoting the shirts I am trying to sell you. Honey, you need a discount"
Me, in my head I went "Yeeeesssss"
So there you go Mr Homan, sometimes is good to be influential and more so if you can get a discount hehehe